Evil Regality

I'm Jimmy. I'm a mixed boy with a white boy name. I would totally go straight for you. Just kidding but fierce.
Formerly: aheartofthetruestbeliever

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via obnoxiouslysilent)

yuu-ung:

Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.

zanemalicks:

common phrases used by racists

  • "beyonce isn’t as amazing as people make her out to be"
  • "zayn malik is not that attractive"

(via hellahoppus)

ashle1:

when people joke about something i’m serious about

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(via triseuss)

ionlyfollowbadblogs:

Turn ons: common sense

(Source: ionlyfollowbadblogs, via triseuss)

abcnewsofficial:

beyonseh:

this has to be one of bey’s funniest interviews because she’s being shady the entire time but just loudly smacking on those grapes i live for it

Beyoncé before she got any PR training was truly the best lmfao

(Source: wadamelen, via amortuttieguaglia)

lucy-or-something:

piinboots:

sickhypnotik:

his wife said she’d divorce him if he killed Arya

his wife said she’d divorce him if he killed Arya

GOOD

^

(Source: katzbeverly, via amortuttieguaglia)

prayforprada:

Me blogging

(Source: wavejumper, via mividaloca510)

(Source: makos-lightningrod, via bryanmotherfuckers)

konpozaa:

remifura:

why is it that in movies theres a group of straight ppl and then ONE gay person like what kind of homosexual would join an entire pack of heteros on their own who the sweet hell does that 

we are infiltrating and sending a constant stream of data to the Mothergay

(Source: bucerati, via triseuss)

doctorsilencewillfall:

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

i am dead and this is the post that killed me

(via nar-what)

zodiacbaby:

a straight man: hey dude

me:

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(via bryanmotherfuckers)

humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

(via jay-zica)

Anonymous asked: Idk if you listen to jessie j or not but jessie is a power house. She is honestly so amazing. She is better then Ariana. Don't get me wrong I love Ariana, but jessie j beats her vocally! 😊

I think they are both talented in their own ways and comparing them doesn’t in any way diminish their respective abilities. Yes I think Jessie J could probably run vocal circles around Ariana if it came down to it but Ari is my girl. Both Jessie J and Ariana Grande have phenomenal vocal ranges, I just think Jessie has more power in her voice than pint sized Ari.